Vacuum Forest π³Ehh, she stole my chair again... https://mastodon.network/media/ov6M-M3D04JLWDIIBHs
δΈζ₯14ζιε―γγ@VacuumForest very very cuteπ
@No1 Also very sharp claws. I'm tall, and cats like tall things, so I have scars on my shoulders.
@VacuumForest
Let's cut nailsπ
Let's cut nailsπ
@No1 You try it first! I don't want to end up in the hospital.
@VacuumForest hahaπ
Rampage??
Rampage??
@No1 Apocalypse. The house is still damaged from time we tried to give her a bath... π
io@VacuumForest cats are proud anymals and big fans of i don't give a fuck lifestyle
@io She doesn't give any fucks. I learn a lot living with her.
@VacuumForest every cat gives two fucks untill there is no dog on sight!
@io Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with, and neither are the cats. The neighbor's dog knows this and stays out of sight.
@VacuumForest say hi to your cat!
@io She ignored me. This means the cat is in proper working condition.
@VacuumForest cats have their pride, I haven't figured out what cause this so far... but yeah, that should be a proper state for her to be,
@io I know her words for "Food now", "Cuddles now", "I use your lap", "I use your shoulders", "I'm going to throw up", "I killed something", "I'll kill you", and "Leave me alone."
When she's quiet it means everything is okay.