The year is 2023. Every program on your computer is now an Electron app, running vulnerable out-of-date versions of Chromium and consuming 500MB of memory each
Distantly you recall something called a "web browser" with "tabs" that you could switch between. Your left hand involuntarily twitches towards the Ctrl and Tab keys, driven by a deep longing for a past joy which you can no longer name
Tears spring to your eyes, but you fight them back. "No," you say to yourself. "I simply must buy more RAM." You'll do it, right after you pay off this Ukrainian ransomware

@nolan "Oh wait," you say.... "I'll just go download moar. What a time to be alive!"

http://downloadmoreram.com/