You know when the tech bubble finally bursts, that juice story is going to be the first thing that gets brought up, right? It'll be like the Pets.com of our generation

It's like "hey here's $120M in VC funding to build a smart juicer"

"thank god, my oranges can now DDoS the whole east coast"

I remember back in the old country, my grandma used to spend long hours working in the fields just to squeeze the juice from a potato. Now thanks to Juicero anyone in the world can mine their bitcoins from the comfort of our kitchen