Man, could you imagine if other workers reacted like tech Industry ones do?
"my car broke down." "UH, HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE YOUR OWN CAR THEN?"
"My pants ripped." "LEARN A SEWING LANGUAGE THEN"

@Lanthus I actually did learn to sew for precisely that reason

I might be horrible

or smart

or horribly smart

or smartly horrible?