We should institute a "swear jar" type system. Every time you make #Meta #Mastodon toot, you have to donate a dollar to your instance admin.
Would that encourage people to discuss other topics?
@cc What if the admin is your bf and you're also broke?
@dragonluvr89 In that case, I'm sure you could work out "alternate payments"

@cc

I never meta toot I didn't like. :D

(that's not true but I like the stupid pun)

@cc i just pretended that this is my twitter account and acted accordingly. although way more french tbh
@sdm Mais oui! Certainment!