Next time I decide to do a server upgrade at 11pm after having had a drink or two, I need someone to stop me. Like, physically *restrain* me
That systemd stuff was terrifying and mostly I'm just glad that everything isn't on fire right now. Thank you for your patience ❤️

In the decentralized world, you've exchanged a battle-hardened array of machine-learning optimized, finely-tuned Google robots with one very flawed dude who had a hard day at work and has a beer in one hand and is eyeing the edibles but knows he probably shouldn't cross-fade if he's going to go mucking around in the server, especially not when it's almost midnight and there's a Ruby upgrade involved.

I am honored at the trust you put in me. It is certainly not well-deserved. 🙇

@nolan I'm guessing you probably know this from being a microsoftie but those finely tuned Google robots? Flawed folks with beer in one hand and THOSE ARE GUMMY BEARS SHUT UP STEVE on their desk, doing ill-advised upgrades every night. We're all in this together :) Now go get some sleep :)

@sungo @nolan oh my God the gummy bears OH MY GOD

SRE: The art and science of taking everything too far