(Funny?) Things said aloud in-real-life after using @Mastodon for a week include..

" Have you tooted lately ? "
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" Are your toots safe for kids ? "
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" Do you toot a lot ? "
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" They like it when I toot see: ⭐ "
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" I like to toot in private "
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" When I toot others toot too! "
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" Tooting feels good "
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" I didn't toot today ! "
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" Too many toots "
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" Tooting on the reg yo "
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" I can see your toots "
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Respond to this toot with your own (Funny?) toot phrases?
(hope you laughed)