Drunk toot. Drunk surf porn. Drunk anything but for the love of all that is holy, do not, I repeat, do not drunk text or dial! https://mastodon.network/media/SlnvIue85yZloZNceIg
@carolkimari Drunk toot porn.
@Nonunsenses But ues! Best combo. Should keep you away from your exes....
@carolkimari Drunk toots seem like they have the same dangers. All sorts of feelings might spill onto the internet. Gross.
@andyAstruc Yes, but we are a loving, non judgmental community here, no? We just collectively cringe on your behalf then hold your hair as you spew.
@carolkimari That just makes it more likely to be more honest. Oh dear oh dear. Before you know it people are confessing dark crimes and secret crushes and plotting to overthrow governments.
@andyAstruc And we all lived happily ever after!