Apparently living purposefully involves doing shit that scares you Shitless. Thus...., me. https://mastodon.network/media/Hgwy5VbaxqVR_-piFqM
carol
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Easily amused. Will troll you if you are funny and there's nothing you can do about it.
When you wink so hard you cause a blackout.
"Hi", "Hey" and "Hello" all have completely different meanings. Trust me.
You know how you wake up famished and have the heartiest breakfast ever, leaving you feeling like you can take on the world? BRING ME THE NUKE CODES!
Michael Beckwith@carolkimari learn to love the burn :)
Mastodon's residential Drunk ✅@carolkimari oh fucking shit I forgot to respond. Uhmmi had a dream I was at work and my boss was a dick. So I fucked him. I'm not gay. But that was weird
I have a million underwears but only ever wear 5. Girls do that sometimes. Actually most times.
There are soft boy crushes, then there are the hit by a train, jaw drop, tongue on the floor, cry for your mama crushes. I’ll let you guess where I am right now. https://mastodon.network/media/GgsX0Xd48XMSoNsr77g
Back to School Ollieboys would be good if they weren't so bad
Apparently leg day is a thing. Fuck me!