"Hey, so you know my Internet package? The one that promises me 250/20 service?"

"Everything looks fine on our end, maybe it's your cable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

"Preeeeeetty sure it's either the router or your node."

"well, we'll send a guy over tomorrow maybe"

https://mastodon.social/media/R-gJNReWo9DNC32j0-A

@Hotrob "You'll find the only thing we've promised you is a small box with some working lights. Did you order the blinking or non-bliking lights?"