Hotrob’"Hey, so you know my Internet package? The one that promises me 250/20 service?"
"Everything looks fine on our end, maybe it's your cable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
"Preeeeeetty sure it's either the router or your node."
"well, we'll send a guy over tomorrow maybe"
me, two days ago: (thinking to myself) Man, it'd be nice if my internet worked enough to use to be productive, but not enough to waste my time on
ISP: I CAN READ YOUR MIND AND HAVE DELIVERED
Me, today: GIMME BACK MY BANDWIDTH OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL EAT THE HANDS OF YOUR CEO
Zopha@Hotrob "You'll find the only thing we've promised you is a small box with some working lights. Did you order the blinking or non-bliking lights?"