People still fretting about "owning" their username on every instance.

<morpheus>What if I told you that you never owned your username on the birdsite in the first place?</morpheus>

I can tell you with pretty good certainty that I own this username - at least, insofar as I have registered this domain name and I run this server. Like, my name shows up in there twice, so you know it's legit.
@lmorchard People should never trust this identity to be me. Then again, they should probably give me the side eye in real life too.
@jrconlin I know for a fact that you are a cylon
@lmorchard The preferred term is "Toaster American"