Just in case you missed it: The Shadow Brokers has published a rant and the password for their tool dump.

https://medium.com/@shadowbrokerss/dont-forget-your-base-867d304a94b1

Password for c&p is:

CrDj"(;Va.*NdlnzB9M?@K2)#>deB7mN

Files, for those needing them, at:

https://pastebin.com/hur8kVYM

(thanks to @kript3ia for reminding me)

For someone definitely active in the 90s this Equation Group dump is exactly as described by @osxreverser: a trip down memory lane.

There's exploits for Apache running on Linux for DEC Alpha, Netscape Enterprise Server, RedHat 5.x and stuff that you probably haven't heard except in "greybeard's storytime".

If you wander over to the birdsite @osxreverser is posting headers of all the interesting exploits he finds.

There is also an OpenSSH one (KWIKEMART): https://twitter.com/osxreverser/status/850678952138067969

# KWIKEMART
###################################3
# SSH-1.5-1.2.27
# SSH-1.5-OpenSSH-1.2.3
# SSH-1.99-OpenSSH_2.1.1
# SSH-1.99-OpenSSH_2.2.0

So, KWIKEMART, in /bin/km (not found source yet) has pearls such as the following in its strings:

echo CHRIS CHRIS
No Crash, might have worked
Reply from remote: %s
CHRIS
No Chris not found and since we can't live without her .. searching on
error on read, continuing

It looks suspiciously like we might have to RE them all to find out if the holes are all patched...

Oh, this is interesting (but expected):

#######################################
### ELITEHAMMER
#######################################
### Runs against RedFlag Webmail 4 (software install)
### Gives you user nobody, not root;
### Need a local to get root (EVENTSTART or ELASTICBANJO?)
### Webmail port is usually 80 or 443

For ref: Red Flag Linux is a, now defunct, Chinese distribution (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Flag_Linux)

Another adorable "from the past" entry, interesting choice of name (CICADA, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada_3301 and engage your conspiracy theories):

#########################################################
# ELVISCICADA
#########################################################
### only up to ealry Sol2.9; Sol2.10 not vulnerable

### snmpXdmid (/usr/lib/dmi/dmispd) daemon program (RPC program 300598 version 1)

This one is pure "History Channel" material:

############################################
# EXPOSITTRAG
############################################

# exploit pcnfsd version 2.x (fails on v.1 or 3+)

I cannot imagine many people in 2017 even remember pcnfsd: I used to run it so it brings back those pangs of infinite pain associated with something which should never have been born in IT.

...and what would life be without a little Samba?

###################### ECHOWRECKER #####################
# samba server vulnerability

# Samba 3.0.2a-9AX and Samba 3.0.5 are currently vulnerable
# Samba 2.x on Redhat 7.3, 8.0, and 9.0 are vulnerable

Ah, this one I have in my private stash from a friend, but without the codename :D

###################### ELECTRICSLIDE #####################
# Heap Overflow in squid 2.5.STABLE1-2 redhat 9.0
-scan 3128 TARGET_IP

Definitely remember this one being used.

Now for a little something for those oft-forgotten admins using Exim (hey, I have been a Sendmail user since the heady days of "real" BSD so I am allowed to be cynical):

###################### ERRGENTLE ##########################
# exploits vulnerability Exim 3.22 thru Exim 3.35 Mail Transfer Agent
# brute force

"History Channel" again, this one combines an ancient daemon with operating systems of a different era:

############################################
# TOOLTALK -DEC, IRIX, or Sol2.6 or earlier
############################################

-scan rpc TARGET_IP

# look for 100083 1 tcp 30889 ttdbserverd

We are talking CDE here (http://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/387387). You know KDE? No, CDE...

This one is very local :)

################################################
### VS - VIOLET
### You need to do this exploit from a box very close (ideally on the same net)
### as the target because of the traffic it generates.
### Reference the README file in /current/bin for help on the new version
################################################
#Start Xserver on local ops machine prior to logging in

I haven't looked at it... but XDCMP ;)

We've *all* used this one...

# PTRACE/FORKPTY

### new exploit is ptrace-kmod; it's a kernel exploit, no suid needed.
### works on linux 2.2 -> 2.4, ex) RH8.0 and MDK 9.0
### might have to run it twice before it works.
### other ptraces are older and need to run against a setuid program that won't log
# find / -fstype nfs -prune -o -type f \( -perm -4000 \) -user root -ls > o
# get o

This is very intriguing:

########################################
# SAMPLEMAN / ROUTER TOUCH
########################################

Clearly hits Cisco via some sort of redirection via a tool on port 2323...

A favourite on the History Channel:

########################################
# ENGAGENAUGHTY
########################################
# Apache and SSL exploit on Linux on Dec ALpha
# ssl must be OpenSSL 0.9.6d or earlier

This is almost endearing.

Perhaps my History Channel programme should premiere with this:

# EGGBASKET

# Remote exploit against the Netscape Web Server which leverages
# a buffer overflow to obtain remote access

# Netscape Enterprise/3.6 and Netscape Enterprise/3.6 SP1
# works against AIMC Netscape servers also with right versions

Adorable foray into AIX history:

###################### EXCEEDSALON-AIX #####################
## local elevation for AIX
## does not log but check anyway
# elevation as user
mkdir /tmp/.pci
cd /tmp/.pci
# use ftshell, uudecode copy/paste, telnet/nc, or wget to put
# /current/up/xp_lquerypv-aix5.1 up as s
./s

How many of your remember Cobalt boxes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobalt_Qube)?

###################### ESTOPFORBADE #####################
# local root elevation against gds_inet_server under
# Cobalt Linux release 6.0
# for complexpuzzle

# on target from nopen

We've done Sendmail, we've done Exim so here's Postfix!

########################################
# Exploits a vulnerability in the Postfix mail server.
# Postfix runs on FreeBSD, Linux, Solaris, and most Unix servers.
# This exploit works for the default binary packages in SuSE 9.0-9.2, ASP Linux 9, and Debian 3.1

This one is smart and elegant: fix RPMs so you cannot tell they have been modded.

DIZZYTACHOMETER
# Most Linux distributions contain a RPM database which stores information on installed files. Thus, if a system file is
# modified, the rpm "Verify" command easily alert the sysadmin of the changed file. DIZZYTACHOMETER alters a computer's
# RPM (4.1 or higher) database in order to hide a modified file.

This one is almost not worth mentioning... I mean, phpBB? We've all used an exploit on that!

############################ ESMARKCONANT ##################################
# Exploits a vulnerability in the phpBB forum software.
# No authentication is required.

# target to be running phpBB less than version 2.0.11

Finally something sexy: kernel level implant.

# SUCTIONCHAR
# 32 or 64 bit OS - solaris sparc 8,9
# Kernel level implant - transparent, sustained, or realtime
# interception of procoess input/output vnode traffic.
# retrieve later

# filter: ssh, telnet, rlogin, rsh, password, login, csh , su

HP-UX:

# TRIGGERING HPUX INCISION via JACKLADDER and JACKLADDERHELPER
### HP-INCISION provides process and file hiding.
### HP-JACKLADDER differs from other JACKLADDERs because it requires the use
### of special source ports for triggering.
### JACKLADDERHELPER is an "instant-grat" version listening on an extra port.
### JACKLADDER will take over once the target reboots.

Just a quickie, Adam Caudill put up a GitHub for everything out of The Shadow Brokers dump:

https://github.com/adamcaudill/EquationGroupLeak

Love this AIX-specific implant:

# SLYHERETIC v1.0.5.0
### SLYHERETIC is a light-weight implant for AIX 5.1 and AIX 5.2 Uses Hide-in-Pl
ain-Sight techniques to provide stealth.
### SlyHeretic_Persistent: This installer injects a backdoor into a system proce
ss and persists across system reboots.
### SlyHeretic_OneShot: This installer injects a backdoor into a system process
and does not persist across system reboots.

A classic Solaris RPC exploit (RPC was always a boon for exploits in the 90s):

EBBISLAND
(Exploit for Solaris 2.6, 2.7, 2.8, 2.9 and 2.10)

First ensure that the vulnerable rpc service(bootparam) is running. You must
be able to reach the target system's TCP port that the designated target RPC is listening upon.

Ooh, SquirrelMail, remember that? So many ISPs ran it because it was free webmail... This one is explicitly known to be "public":

# ELIDESKEW v1.0.0.1
### Public known vulnerablity in SquirrelMail versions 1.4.0 - 1.4.7
### Patched for versions => 1.4.8
### Tested on CentOS and FreeBSD successfully
### will be apache on target; use approprate tool( if available) to elevate

@cynicalsecurity oh godddd bootparam it's like netbooting a sparc Linux installer and realizing they never got all the TLB fault cases right on a TurboSPARC all over again
@cynicalsecurity wow, *that* feels ancient - I think I used CDE *once*
@cynicalsecurity a quick look through the dump makes me think that you would compile a much more versatile toolkit just from bugtraq and some other mailing lists.
@cynicalsecurity oh *wow*; I've *heard* of it, but never seen it
@puellavulnerata you are but a young fair maiden who's innocence has not been soiled by such atrocities. ;)

@cynicalsecurity

Hey, I had to implement an almost-undocumented Microsoft RPC protocol using an unholy combination of FreeDCE and Samba for a job once - I've seen some atrocities in my time.

@puellavulnerata OK, close. But pcnfsd is still in a different atrocity plane.
@cynicalsecurity I once had to explain what exponential time was to a web monkey who had gone and written a depth-first search of a graph, and then rewrite it behind his back because he was married to the corporate counsel and couldn't be fired
@cynicalsecurity Wow, that's so old, I had to google it :D