Let's play a game. This is the 'ultimate forum game', originated from https://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?p=158319#p158319 (Mausland forums link in there is dead).
Rules: reply to this thread with three sentences, the first about the person above you, the second, about you; the third, about the person that will be below you.
There is a strict format:
> ^ [sentence 1]
> < [sentence 2]
> v [sentence 3]
without the `>`s.
Your answers must be creative - no answers of the `^ Is wrong` kind. No two consecutive replies.