The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People:
1) pyrokinesis
2) bioluminescence
3) omnipresence
4) eyebeams
5) pine scent
6) robot arm
7) gills

@AwesomeWelles Damn it. Every New Year, I resolve to work on my bioluminescence, and every New Year, I only last a week :(

What especially hurts is that there are microbes that can do this naturally. They don't even have to try, and here I am slathering on radioactive material like some kind of chump.

@AwesomeWelles @csilverman It happens to the best of us. . . .and me. . . .