Elmo
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People:
1) pyrokinesis
2) bioluminescence
3) omnipresence
4) eyebeams
5) pine scent
6) robot arm
7) gills
Apr 6, 2017 at 8:09pmWeb
Show threadChris Silverman 🌻Apr 6, 2017

@AwesomeWelles Damn it. Every New Year, I resolve to work on my bioluminescence, and every New Year, I only last a week :(

What especially hurts is that there are microbes that can do this naturally. They don't even have to try, and here I am slathering on radioactive material like some kind of chump.

Show thread(Old Account) PrivacyMattersApr 7, 2017
@AwesomeWelles @csilverman It happens to the best of us. . . .and me. . . .
Show threadjef79m 🍔Apr 6, 2017
@AwesomeWelles Check your privilege. Not everyone can afford a robot arm!
Show threadThe GibsonApr 6, 2017
@AwesomeWelles and AI enhancment.... Definitely AI enhancement.
Show threadLaPecheRoyaleApr 7, 2017
@AwesomeWelles I knew I should have upgraded to that pine-scented robot arm.
Show thread[MOVED]Apr 7, 2017
@AwesomeWelles Pine scent: :white_check_mark:
Show threadThe Book of KelsApr 7, 2017
@AwesomeWelles Wait, you're telling my Cyclops is highly effective? I have trouble believing that.
Show threadthats allApr 8, 2017
@AwesomeWelles
# 7 is a must!