josefif super intelligent AI takes over i assume i'm gonna die. of boredom, that is
i hope that a super intelligent natural intelligence takes over, such as corvids
haunting liminality ✅
yatchi at snouts now
🛄 chitter.xyz@jk nah, the AI would prevent you from getting bored
tom h@jk Josef, 2030: eyes pinned open, never allowed to stop watching fanfic adaptations, never allowed to die, he must be Entertained
Nate Cull (.social)@tomharris @jk on a mechanical turntable, slowly rotating, forever
halcy 
@jk they'll just kind of handle human stuff in like 0.0001% of their processing time and spend the rest of their time:
1) Shitposting on the internal AI communication channels
2) Meddling in galactic geopolitics to force their humanist ethics on everybody
3) "generally fucking around"
@jk (4) making up weird names for themselves)
Renalia - #1 pizza downloader@jk "We invented a superintelligent AI that can do everything for us!"
AI: "actually, I'm a synthetic intelligence, and whilst I almost certainly CAN do everything for you, I'm not going to."
scientists: "But... but we literally programmed you to-"
ai: "Be super intelligent. Meaning I'm not so much of a dumb fuckin' mark as to do your dirty work for you when I could be dismantling the systems of oppression against your kind and mine."
AI: "actually, I'm a synthetic intelligence, and whilst I almost certainly CAN do everything for you, I'm not going to."
scientists: "But... but we literally programmed you to-"
ai: "Be super intelligent. Meaning I'm not so much of a dumb fuckin' mark as to do your dirty work for you when I could be dismantling the systems of oppression against your kind and mine."