lao gan ma mayo. srsly. im not fucking around
@yatchi yessss a very good idea. I saw this at the store today and almost got it but I was already spending like $15 entirely on various forms of chili. Powder, flakes, paste....
@shel you're missing out, i could eat that stuff by the spoonful
@yatchi yeah that'll have to be for next time. I'm gonna make garlic scape kimchi first and it's gonna satisfy my spicy cravings for a while (or I might just eat it all way too quickly)
@yatchi put it on *everything*. Including tiramisu.
@yatchi Mayo with things in it? Pretty good. Plan mayo? THE WORST HOLY SHIT I HATE IT
@Vulpes_Absurda @yatchi I am 99% sure I have seen a friend squirt mayo into their mouth, straight from the squeezy bottle...