bentosmile 🍱

@bentosmile
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artist/gamedev on hiatus. nb but it's complicated. posts veer between stupid stuff and serious. general cws: mh, su, sh, sa. I have a fluffy dog.

Gonna make a quick post to say heya to all the new-new people, and old-new people XD and point to my active(ish) account: @bentosmile

I'm not really on this one, unless someone DMs me XD

(I bet Grimes regrets telling Elon about 420. Coward couldn't even offer 69 a share smdh.)

I know most people already know (hewwo) but I mostly post over at @bentosmile now. Hoorah! Apologies to anyone who has tried to follow me here. Go try follow me there! I'll probably okay you if you're a human being.

I'm still keeping this account tho. It's miiiiiineeee.

There is a tiny hedgehog in our garden XD so cute! Must be one of this year's babbies. I put a few of the dog's treats out for it to munch on, but it ran away...

Then it came back to chomp away XD such a cute little thing. chomp chomp chomp.

I think it's small enough to get out of the garden, but it reminds me that I would like to put a hedgehog tunnel under the fence. Just need a bit of wide pipe or something... 'cos the fat hedgies always get stuck. o_o

I saw an article titled "ricky gervais highlights worst misconceptions about atheism", and I thought it was going to be about how not all atheists are smug shitbags like ricky gervais...

...but it was not. :( disappointed 

🎶How many crates must a man crouch around, before they call him a man... 🎶
Who called it 'Cadence of Hyrule' and not 'The Legend of Zeldancer'? 

Oh god I keep meaning to take a photo of my old fat pikachu toy for masto. I'm sorry I'm letting you all down! If you touch his feet he says "pikachu", but really quiet 'cos it's from the 90s and/or I need to change his batteries.

I wish I had more of my old pokemon, but it's just him and my little eevee.

If you call your mobile game "balls control" just... No. Can't have it on my phone. Not gonna happen. Nope. No. Tooooooo much

Batman always has a foundation to rehabilitate any women involved in crime.

This has the opposite effect than intended and makes me want to punch him in the dick. 

Batman uses the phrase "hoisted by their own petard" way more often than would ever be required for tv. I am dying! 

Now the joker has stolen all the milk from the vending machine in school to turn kids into criminals, oh god whyyyy