"You're a #Mastodon user, huh? Sorry, that's not included in our Big Social™ bundle, so if you want to keep tooting it will cost you $9.99 more per month."

#NetNeutrality
https://mastodon.xyz/media/lzboW3mFjhegQGeBfsA

@ChristianD me being pedantic:
actually the 128kbps to "non-peering" websites would be enough to use mastodon.
@pinkprius
Shhhh... the ISPs don't need to know that Mastodon could technically operate with just two paper cups and a string
https://mastodon.xyz/media/_U5kRHInvtl9LZil_Mg