Why is the appeal to “traditional European values” always about xenophobia and patriarchy, and not dragging nobles off their horses and bludgeoning them with farming implements in a peasants’ revolt?

One revolt kicked off because tax collectors were being creepy at the young women of the village.

I’m trying to think of similar things happening today. Anyone have ideas?

Jousting accidents are also traditional.

Aristocracy on aristocracy violence without getting peasant soldiers involved.

Would add some dazzle to the debate about abolishing hereditary power, wouldn’t it?

of course making toffs joust today would require leaving the horses out of it, too. Make the humans who think Jesus gave them vast swathes of real estate carry their own pointy sticks.
Imagine telling a medieval king that his great-great etc. grandson is charging cart storage rent to the monks who transport the sick and injured to monasteries for treatment, and no one is conspiring to get him dethroned.
@akareilly for every million of personal net worth over the first twenty, one joust per year. The lower limit to rise in proportion to the national minimum wage.
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Combine that with a good Erbschaftssteuer for the jousters.
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@akareilly why not motorcycles?

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There's an opportunity hiding somewhere here to encourage the aristocracy into boarding more leaky yachts, submarines, and rockets.

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I think we should renormalize duels, except make them fifty paces, and each party gets an AR-15 with a 20-round magazine.
@akareilly Kinda feel that the cage match between Zuckerberg and Musk should have happened. Then we never let them out of the cage. 😏
@akareilly And rich heirs killed by wild boar
@akareilly Even if those happen, most are hushed, and the others just cause a social media outrage (and nothing more; even the protests in the Central-American Reich (aka USA) do.. no effect, besides leashing out it physcially, imho)
@akareilly defenstration also is a proud European tradition
And at least one nation is still practicing it, but they keep forgetting the traditional heap of manure below the window
@kyonshi @akareilly Heap of manure was a later modification.

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There’s also the Erfurt method of holding a big gathering of nobles on a floor with rotting support beams over a cesspit

@akareilly The Dutch really should go back to eating their prime minister. Maybe not for awful reasons like the last time, but for good reasons like hating the prime minister!
@akareilly think you've forgotten about "modern" methods like the guillotine.

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Hard agree

European is a tricky word, especially together with traditional. Depending on the century values would vary like dialects. There weren’t even national values before the 19th century at the earliest.

So traditional European values could also be universal human rights, democracy and ever deeper unity.

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Boudicca represents my traditional European values.
The Marianne represents my traditional European Values.
@akareilly Same thinking that'd presume their true place in life is as the nobility not realising they'd be in the dirt with the rest of us serfs.
@akareilly We can also adopt other traditional European values, such as witchcraft, gay sex, and having a very positive opinion of trees.
@RolloTreadway @akareilly I wonder how cheery the world would be if we’d kept the sex culture of the ancient Greeks (new strains of STDs aside).
@akareilly Because nobles and peasants have different values, of course.
@akareilly Because the idea of a single and distinct European tradition is a fabrication of hegemons.
@akareilly or defenestration? We haven’t had a good defenestration in a while.

@akareilly I'd offer that the nobles PR firms trot out "xenophobia and patriarchy" as a distraction, because to blame the other is to redirect anger at their own situation.

Also: amazing this thread got so far without a single Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference.

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Either that or periodic phased in militarization of absolutely everything.

i think "tradional european values" is used by bigots as an euphemism for conservative christianism, but loose enough to include the ancient philosophers. That expression always pisses me off, first cos Albania is very much in europe but not christian. And then cos the enlightenment is thanks to the arab philosophers who kept copies of the ancient texts that the europeans had burnt down during the middle ages.

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@akareilly I think it's because peasant's revolts rarely succeeded or caused actual change. Not that I'm opposed to dragging some nobles off of their horses and parading their heads through the streets, but we should remember that it may not solve our problems.
@akareilly Let me add another traditional European value https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seisachtheia
Seisachtheia - Wikipedia

@akareilly Maybe because for decades a large segment of the academic left ceded most of the history and values that arose before the current century to conservatives, in favor of oikophobia and pomo deconstructionist nihilism.
@akareilly Has anyone mentioned using guillotines on misbehaving leaders yet? Because I definitely feel like that's very traditionally European
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Ohhh, right-wing politicians in Europe use the term "traditional values" in that sense too? I thought it's more of a russian propaganda's idea
@akareilly Because the nobles managed to make "flailing" into a dirty word that doesn't sound at all as cool as "nunchakuing" ?