fedi the last 24 hours lol
@vampyre goose? I'm so out of the loop
@loon It's been a thing for the last day, something to do with AI.
@vampyre ah, thank you! โ€‹โ€‹

@loon @vampyre a softbank shareholders presentation leaked.

It is... special.

@loon @vampyre The goose was not valued.
@loon @vampyre that's happens when you're not terminally online, like some people ๐Ÿคฃ
@vampyre this has temporarily changed the definition of "being goosed" and I'm all for it
@vampyre Youโ€™re such a maverick.
@vampyre I pinned the original post that set me onto the goose path. It's on my profile if you want to check it out. It's a bafflingly odd slide deck for Softbank.
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@vampyre

When I got online last night after having been off from mastodon for more than a day, 2/3 of my feed was meta commentary about the goose meme.

What goose meme?

Oh. How...?

Uh, wtf?

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Something's odd here, but I can't put my finger on it... wait a minute! This powerpoint presentation has no fire exit!

Enjoy your death trap, birdies.

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If you just remember that eggs can't lay eggs you'll be fine
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This is totally me today!!
I didnโ€™t have a phone for 8 glorious days and still not quite getting the goose stuff

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I've seem more comments and memes about not understanding the meme, than actual the memes themselves.

I'm glad something is going viral here though, that's always good for proof of platform.