Mastodawn

dash of angostura bitters in can of baja blast

this is not a hypothetical bit. i drank this today.

@maya how was it

@alive not good.

@alive i tried it because there had been a tropical 7-up that i had tasted and thought would be good with bitters

@maya @alive this is the hard hitting journalism I subscribe for.

@maya @alive a bitter blow

@maya by this i assume you mean it is a bit, but not a hypothetical one

@valrus i feel you can only maintain so much ironic distance when you have physically consumed something

@maya @valrus this can also apply to dealing with ex’s 😅

@maya you are a monster and/or genius

@jhpot many people are saying this