May likes TorontoI would like 2.7 chaos, please.
the outliarWhat is the appropriate unit of measure for chaos? 🤔
Eric Goodwin@mayintoronto kittens?
@auxonic We'll round it up to 3 kittens.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Brie 🌞🚴🪿🫰✨@auxonic kittens for very large values of chaos. Microkittens for everyday levels of chaos (μ🐱)
C++ Wage Slave@cargot_robbie @auxonic @mayintoronto
Kudos for this! (4.2 kudos, to be exact.)
@CppGuy a perfectly cromulent number of kudos, thank you ✨
amanjeev | امن جیو | ਅਮਨਜੀਵ@mayintoronto i use HB. short for Hibbie-Jibbies. not sure it theree is a metric unit for it. lol
@amanjeev 2.7 hibbie-jibbies of chaos.
ZenHeathen 🇨🇦
@mayintoronto millipocalypses
Peter Drake@mayintoronto Golden apples.
Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)RE: https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/116807373891166400
@mayintoronto The literal response is Joiles per Kelvin. Of courae there are non literal responses that are a bit more philosophical.
canadianglen 🇨🇦
RowinSpeez@mayintoronto Malcolms, as in Dr. Ian Malcolms
Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼♀️🐈🐈⬛@RowinSpeez common misconception: the plural is actually Dr. Ians Malcolm @mayintoronto
Richard W. Woodley 🇨🇦🌹🚴♂️I was going to say a Trump but I remember that is already the designated unit of measure for Cruelty.
The Turtle@mayintoronto "a shitload"
@the_turtle Sounds like you need more fibre.
@mayintoronto i already eat all my old Amazon boxes...
Galbinus Caeli@the_turtle @mayintoronto the local sewage plant would sue me
Dave Alvarado@the_turtle @mayintoronto that's gotta be at least 1k(itten) of chaos.
William Hamilton@mayintoronto If we can measure wave frequencies in hertz, and atmospheric pressure in pascals, then chaos can be measured in jokers. The trick is to define one joker as a unit of measurement.
Edwin G. 
@mayintoronto It changes every nanosecond.
One 1ns, it’s Canadas.
Then it’s Naples
Then it is earthquakes
Then it’s Kelvin
And lumens.
There’s no method to the chaos. It just changes unpredictably.
@EdwinG Are you assuming that a nanosecond is a standard representation of a persistent microstate?
@mayintoronto No. It’s just the rate of chaos unit observation.
In itself, chaos time, if there is one, follows the rules of chaos.
Ryan
@Dunstable 2.7 emeralds of chaos.
jimfl@mayintoronto Joules/Kelvin is the standard units, also known to Discordians as The Sacred Chao (plural: chaos)
Gordon J Holtslander@mayintoronto Trams, or Strams for plural, smart ackbwards.
glasspshr@mayintoronto a Strange Attractor?
Darth Osler@mayintoronto the MacGruber
Edwinek@mayintoronto
Republican votes?
Republican votes?