Mastodawn

Well...apparently, the warranty is up on my body... :(

In the past year, I've been diagnosed with:

Possible Macular Degeneration
Possible Glaucoma
Possible cataracts
Possible near onset diabetes
Possible high blood pressure
“microscopic samples" of blood in stool requiring a colonoscopy next week…

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST…

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Monte Freeman 1d ago

@KingShawn My 9:00pm medication…..or as I refer to it “snack time”. 🙃

I have to make light of it, otherwise I just curl up and cry.

Sleep meds, bp meds, blood sugar meds, anxiety meds, bph meds, cholesterol meds…..it’s like a bowl of skittles; only not nearly as tasty. 😑

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Shawn King 1d ago

@montef So...you're telling me…that's my future….? 😪

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Monte Freeman 1d ago

@KingShawn Well, no. not exactly…..Yours probably has at least one pair of glasses included as well….
🙃😜🫣

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Shawn King

@montef sigh...yup…