Oh no.
I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.

#AI

@Richard_Littler That's what #AI gets for violating the rest of the vowels our Constitution 'guaranteed'. Now we're going to be in consonant Hell.