People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.
@girlonthenet people would really choose who to date based on air con...instead of personality/interests? xD

"Oh you are a shit person, but you are literally the only person I have met that has an air con, so yeah... for that cold air I will date you to get to that sweet SWEET air con" XD
@Natsura yes, that's the joke
@girlonthenet i get it though... we all gotta do shitty things to survive sometimes.
@Natsura I also cannot stress enough: it is a joke
@girlonthenet a joke? On my Fediverse?!
@Natsura

@girlonthenet @Natsura

*stops editing Bumble*

"A joke!?"

@Natsura @girlonthenet desperate times (second european heat wave of 2026) require desperate measures (meeting only airconditioned people)
@jn @girlonthenet yeah i get it.. i spent nearly a month in Switzerland last July, and I swear it was hot as hell... and my fiance's flat doesn't have air conditioning, so I would have taken a grapist if it meant having air conditioning NGL
@Natsura @girlonthenet Credit to Smooth Dunk on Bluesky