Every time my phone has an earthquake alert and then I don't feel anything, I get a little disappointed.
@mDuo13 my phone: got some red gas. this strain is called the fall of Pompeii. you’ll be flung right out of your domicile
me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit
15 seconds later: dude I swear that Detolf was upright
my buddy Kamille no longer pacing, suffocating in sulphur fumes: guhhhhh