This morning's Low Quality Ad is for the Vitamix 5200 Blender, on sale for 30% off.
Life Hack: Save money by buying a wheel of parmesan and blending your own wood pulp into it at home.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008H4SLV6?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.21OK2PDMHJQ6O&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.21OK2PDMHJQ6O_1782314091007
Another life hack: Save even more money by blending wood pulp with more wood pulp and eating nothing but straight wood pulp.

@lowqualityfacts Promoting straight wood pulp during Pride month?

Tut, tut.

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Quebec town recognizes trees as living beings with rights L: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/terrasse-vaudreil-quebec-tree-rights-9.7243634 C: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48661536 posted on 2026.06.24 at 11:37:20 (c=0, p=5)

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@lowqualityfacts bamboo with birch is a tasty combination.
@[email protected] has to be the first blender promo pic where they put actual fruits in the picture, instead of photoshopping themein