Oh no.
I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.
@Richard_Littler The future of all businesses everywhere is Betamaxing. All businesses must force users to maximize usage of Betamax or be fired. All e-mails must be recorded onto Betamax and then watched on Betmax VCRs. Or you will be fired.
No reusing tapes either. You are fired if you don't produce a large enough pile of discarded single used Betamax tapes.
Richard Littler
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