Interviewer: what do you ultimately want to become?

Me: employed

@DaddyJew Many years ago, an interviewer asked me, 'Well Paul, what motivates you to get up in the morning', after a moment of consideration, I replied with the honest reply of, 'usually a full bladder'. Funnily enough, I was unsuccessful on this particular occasion.
@Baldybloke @DaddyJew
I hope you cleaned your bed