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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?
Because of the pastryarchy!
Because of the pastryarchy!
The cookie was sad because its dad had been a wafer too long.
*Booty bumps your plate with hot peppers*
"Sorry for getting jalapeño business"
Viss
The Boys In The Bathroom | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
Pusher of Pixels
Rome0@catsalad Please don't be like Yang Xiao Long...!
groxx@catsalad what kinda shishito is this
avatastic 
@catsalad *eats a pepper while maintaining eye contact*
That's just my spicy take.
Wendy Nather
Advanced Persistent Teapot@wendynather @catsalad spectacular and you should feel proud
pagangod (he/him)@wendynather @catsalad Both ashamed and proud. Thank you for the literal LOL. The family dynamic is just the gilding on the lily.
David S
MikeH
Troxuklom@catsalad what a chocolate chip off the old block though
Julian West🦞@catsalad takes the biscuit
@catsalad real talk though i would be okay with rule by the pastries
Micdan Sigilo@catsalad this is why I pay internet 🍷
Neil Kandalgaonkar@catsalad My wife just said “that’s terrible. I love it”
Shafik YaghmourShafik Yaghmour (@[email protected])
A gentleman walked into a French bakery and fell down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He had trouble getting back up, he was in soo much pain 🥁
cuan_knaggs@catsalad ‘coz i’m a crepe. i’m a weirdough. what the hell am i doughing here? i doughn’t belong here
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea
Coles Street Pothole@catsalad Okay my spouse laughed.
attila
Nuclear Oatmeal 
See, I'm going to let this pass because you _intended_ your puns.
I mean, they were not very good puns, but it was an honest and earnest effort. C+, but curved to a B- for attendance.
fuzzface