DocAtCDIA woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her: First offender? She replies: No. First a Gibson, then a Fender.
derptron@DocAtCDI Probably used an LP standard. It caved in his skull on the first swing but she was still mad and, though the guitar was completely unscathed, she couldn't lift it again.
If you're going to kill someone with a guitar that's the one to do it with.