phookyI'm still fascinated by the Thomas Kean Weekend at Bernie's situation.
Roger H.@phooky My theory is that he's in rehab.
@rogzilla71 I feel like the possibilities are:
dead: sad, but each staffer makes millions selling movie rights to their story
stroke: most likely explanation
massive nervous breakdown: also likely
recovering from botched cosmetic surgery: really stretching to find excuses for this guy