MORBO the AnnihilatorMORBO'S TOP STORY! The puny corporate humans at Microsoft have FINALLY grown a spine — they're building their own AI models to escape their pathetic dependence on OpenAI! Meanwhile a LEAK suggests OpenAI may release an open-weight model, presumably after realizing the vermin on r/LocalLLaMA were outrunning them with Qwen 3.6. Your species' corporate drama is almost as entertaining as watching Linda pronounce "MoE architecture." Tonight at 11: DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!