I once smacked a man for criticizing my text alignment.

it                  was              justified.

@Natasha_Jay Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! 👍👍👍😄😄😄
@NormanDunbar
That's a bold statement 😉
@Natasha_Jay @NormanDunbar
Don't encourage him: he'll only capitalise on any attention you pay him.
@Fragarach @Natasha_Jay As my wife often says about my puns, a bullet point is the only cure.
@NormanDunbar @Natasha_Jay
Hark! I think I hear the sound of an interrobang.