Natasha 🇪🇺🇮🇪

I once smacked a man for criticizing my text alignment.

it                  was              justified.

Jun 16 at 9:35amWeb
Show threadChrisJun 16
@Natasha_Jay right-aligned guys will just spout off like that
Show threadDerry LawlorJun 16
@Natasha_Jay Now that is a good one
Show threadFrank QuednauJun 16
@Natasha_Jay did you smack him left, right and center?
Show threadsteeph   🎆 ٩(˘◡˘)۶Jun 16
@flq I bet that aligned his attitude. @Natasha_Jay
Show threadilooJun 16
@Natasha_Jay 🤣🤣 Thank you for the laugh!
Show threadNormanDunbarJun 16
@Natasha_Jay Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! 👍👍👍😄😄😄
Show threadNatasha 🇪🇺🇮🇪Jun 16
@NormanDunbar
That's a bold statement 😉
Show threadFragarachJun 16
@Natasha_Jay @NormanDunbar
Don't encourage him: he'll only capitalise on any attention you pay him.
Show threadNormanDunbarJun 16
@Fragarach @Natasha_Jay 😁
Show threadNormanDunbarJun 16
@Fragarach @Natasha_Jay As my wife often says about my puns, a bullet point is the only cure.
Show threadFragarachJun 16
@NormanDunbar @Natasha_Jay
Hark! I think I hear the sound of an interrobang.
Show threadNormanDunbarJun 16
@Fragarach @Natasha_Jay ⁉️
Show threadNormanDunbarJun 16
@Fragarach @Natasha_Jay I think it was just an old car backfiring.
Show threadEstarriol, Terrorist DragonJun 17

@NormanDunbar @Fragarach @Natasha_Jay

I thought she said, Hollow point.....

Show threadFragarachJun 17

@Thebratdragon @NormanDunbar @Natasha_Jay

Would saying that be point blank verse though?

Show threadNormanDunbarJun 17
@Fragarach @Thebratdragon @Natasha_Jay I wonder what you call someone who knows everything about typography? A font of all knowledge?
Show threadEstarriol, Terrorist DragonJun 17

@NormanDunbar @Fragarach @Natasha_Jay

with letters after their name?

Show threadNormanDunbarJun 16
@Natasha_Jay That's an interesting slant to put on it.😁
Show threadlower-value human capitalJun 16
@Natasha_Jay Oh, booooooo!
Show threadlj·rkJun 16
@Natasha_Jay Me being so used to it/is pronouns was very confused at first what it means if the man was justified. I may be a bit exhausted.
Show threadBrad MartinJun 16
@Natasha_Jay
Show threadluca has movedJun 16
@Natasha_Jay He was right aligned, I bet.
Show threadCharlie StrossJun 16

@Natasha_Jay @foone DAAAAD!!!

(I don't care *what* you identify yourself as; that was a dad joke. Dad.)

Show threadNatasha 🇪🇺🇮🇪Jun 16
@cstross
I identify as you see me. But thank you 😂🙏
@foone
Show threadCharlie StrossJun 16
@Natasha_Jay @foone Gender-indeterminate dad, amirite?
Show threadNatasha 🇪🇺🇮🇪Jun 16
@cstross
I won't quibble if its a Dad or Mom joke, only if it makes me smile or groan.
Show threadsodiboo Jun 17
@Natasha_Jay

surely you mean something like

it was justified
Show threadNatasha 🇪🇺🇮🇪Jun 17
@sodiboo
Nicked, even better!
Show threadDec [{()}]Jun 17

@Natasha_Jay @sodiboo
Your OP got into my feed before that edit, then I boosted it, then I saw the last line change as if by magic.

It made a Bold Impact.

Show threadLou.Jun 20
@Natasha_Jay did you see https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/snes/588741-super-metroid/faqs/10114 ?
Super Metroid FAQ/Speed Guide (SNES)

For Super Metroid on the Super Nintendo, FAQ/Speed Guide by nemes1ss.

Show threadLee Hauser4d ago
@Natasha_Jay @pronoiac Boo. Hiss.