Oh my Bob, this is utterly unhinged. Peter #Theil and Aron #DSouza have teamed up to create an “AI Tribunal” for the #EpsteinClass to whitewash any negative reporting, by “suing the reporter” in a made up court judged by an LLM, and when the LLM decides for the rich person, it poisons the well by distributing propaganda.

D’Souza believes that “many journalists are more powerful than billionaires,” explaining, “I can’t tell you how many billionaires and CEOs have called me in absolute tears about their lives being destroyed by one article.”

Y’all, we need guillotines. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/peter-thiel-tribunal-journalists-trial-1236617579/

A Peter Thiel-Backed Tribunal Is Putting Journalists on Trial. I’m Its First Target

The billionaire has reteamed with the legal strategist who helped him bring down Gawker to start an AI-powered appeals court for the rich and aggrieved.

The Hollywood Reporter

@MissConstrue Pretty soon all the real courts will work that way. They're taking the first step in Los Angeles and Riverside Counties:

https://calmatters.org/economy/technology/2026/05/ai-los-angeles-riverside-courts/

California judges are testing a new AI clerk. You won't know if it's looking at your case

Courts in Los Angeles and Riverside counties are testing an artificial intelligence tool and deciding whether it can be used in high-stakes criminal cases.

CalMatters