ptoothfish (but beige)14h ago

“gIvE kIdS tHeIr cHiLdHoOd BaCk”

so… you mean fund recreation centres and out of school activities? NO

sports clubs and increasingly walkable cities? HAHA NO

playgrounds, green spaces, skate parks, libraries, any non-commercial spaces where kids don’t have to pay to exist? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

oh… enforce realistic safety standards for urban SUVs and light trucks? WHAT HAS THAT EVEN GOT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF EGGS?

so how exactly does one give kids their childhood back? BAN SNAPCHAT TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM

oh… what about 4chan or stormfront or kiwifarms? DON’T BE OBTUSE WE CAN’T BAN THOSE HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK??!?

Show threadFacade3h ago
@ptoothfish ok but what if we did like all of these
Show threadptoothfish (but beige)3h ago
@lycansubscribe then i bet we couldn’t even trick kids into using social media, the world would be a perpetual 1980s dream sequence, kids wholesomely playing outside until the streetlights come on, two channels on the television, the omnipresent threat of thermonuclear annihilation
Show threadFacade
@ptoothfish no like including banning all those websites
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