Mrs Beanbagwhat if the real reason for the social media ban is so that young people can't make friends internationally and thus don't find out that things are better elsewhere, or that Other Opinions also exist.
halcy​ 
@mrsbeanbag It is definitely to prevent young people from finding out about things that their parents might be lying to them about. But you can't say this, because parents, who Definitely Know What Is Best For Their Children, will get very upset if you do.