It was the world's first interspecies conference.

"First," the elf said, "let's agree we all have a right to exist."

The goblin nodded.

The orc looked at elves and humans and growled "Nah!"

The human looked at orcs and goblins and said "No."

"For fucks sake," the elf and goblin said in unison.

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