Michael W Lucas 
Oh look. It's the same nuclear blast we always see. #monsterdon #intheyear2889
At least they're not quoting Oppenheimer.
Three million people dead? Nobody's left?
If the world population is that low, why are we fighting at all? #monsterdon #intheyear2889
And now, we're in a peaceful backyard listening to birds and the last radio transmission.
yes, yes, you were right. You are very smart. Now please shut up about it.
"The nukes have fallen. Let me preen on the balcony!" #monsterdon #intheyear2889
Yes, let's explain the basics of nuclear annihilation to the 1969 audience. And geothermal fallout resistance.
"we saw Night of the Living Dead and thought hey, let's do *nuclear* zombies without any icky social commentary." #monsterdon #intheyear2889
The old guy was in charge of a ship during the nuke tests?
The title was an afterthought. This is really set in 1969. #monsterdon #intheyear2889
"Come, pretty girl. Join me in mutant glory." #monsterdon #intheyear2889
"We all know you're sneaking out, why are you sneaking? Just go." #monsterdon #intheyear2889
finally! Proper mutants, with made-up faces.
Weird how "a million year of evolution" always goes in the direction of eating raw meat.
Leave drunk hillbilly alone, getting drunk and dancing with a pretty girl is perhaps the most sensible reaction to Armageddon. #monsterdon #intheyear2889
go into that fog, Tim. Maybe there's booze in the fog. #monsterdon #intheyear2889
"It was once a man? It's trying to communicate? Kill it!" #monsterdon #intheyear2889
There are two women in the world. Alienate the one who loves you in hope of landing the one who hates you? Bold plan, sir. #monsterdon #intheyear2889
And we're going into the final bloodbath, hurrah!
Hopefully, everybody kills everybody. #monsterdon #intheyear2889
attacked by mutant, scream, and faint. Classic.
All that's left is to reveal the mutant is the lost fiancee. #monsterdon #intheyear2889
Yup. I was right. I regret watching that.
Same time again next week? #monsterdon
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