Cactuar JoePfft. This noise ain't THAT great. #Monsterdon
A graphic representation of my stomach after eating chili. #Monsterdon
"Maybe there's no one left to hear my voice"
No, I can hear you. Unfortunately. #Monsterdon
AND KTLA IS THERE
Oh, they have a photo of The Average Man. Finally let him out of the vault in Svarlbad, huh? #Monsterdon
Oh, months. Yeah, that'll be enough to wait out the nuclear apocalypse. #Monsterdon
740!? He should be A PUDDLE
He's gonna sit down in his chair and wait for the frogs to come kill him. #Monsterdon
So is this like the ONLY house up here or...? #Monsterdon
Yeeeep, sure am glad I built this REMOTE HOUSE in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, where NOBODY would just WANDER BY
certainly not AN ENTIRE CAST OF THOUSANDS in the FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES
He's a little bulky for a Torgo, but you use what you've got. #Monsterdon
Grandpa's got two lines. #Monsterdon
Oh hey, HO-scale apocalypse! #Monsterdon
Sure, nothing says safe long-term like geological activity.
"I'm in command! You will follow my orders! You're gonna die!"
"She's a SLUT, I'm a WASTREL, we were BUILT IN A LAB TO ANNOY YOU"
Yeah, you look like you're sorry. #Monsterdon
Mm, canned beef. Whaddya figure the over/under is on his brother eating the dancer? #Monsterdon
So this doesn't feel like the year 2889. #Monsterdon
RUN, KING ARTHUR SHAPESHIFTED INTO A SQUIRREL, THEY'RE SHOOTING DAY FOR NIGHT! #Monsterdon
That's what YOU think... Heh. Heh heh heh. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Quick, Drunkman! Use your alcoholic bolos to defeat the monster!
Y'know, you guys could've at least thrown some makeup on the, uh, "scars" on bro's face. Blended it maybe a *little* :/ #Monsterdon
"It's important that we save him! I can't say why!"
It's all part of the plot point coming in the third act!
Aaand cue Klingon. #Monsterdon
Really it's impressive how werewolf bro can sneak out of the house multiple times without coming BACK to the house first. #Monsterdon
That wasn't a rabbit, it was a Crunch bar :D #Monsterdon
🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖SUPER MUTANTS
turns out 2889 was the friends we made along the way
i'm so bored, bring out the deathclaws already
hehehe let's go swim in the pool like giiiirls hehehe
it's like raiiiiiiiin
full of radiation
it's a free radicallllll
unzipping your neutrons
there's the requisite scanty clad womens