If I was a member of the Russian elite I would simply insist on a ground floor apartment

Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov's Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own apartment. - Bytes Europe
https://www.byteseu.com/2107879/

Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov's Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own apartment. - Bytes Europe

Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov's Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own

Bytes Europe

@Ex_spurt Certainly indicates a lack of imagination on the part of the Russian secret service. Windows? Pah, everyone does windows.

"Mr Sokolenko was found entangled in a clothes drying rack, with his head in a bucket of borscht. Foul play has been ruled out."

@Ex_spurt At least they eliminated Prigozhin via something other than falling out a window
@bouriquet true, but it was still a kind of fall from a height
@Ex_spurt true…or the window in the plane blew out

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Or some bars on the windows, to prevent accidental falls.

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Maybe they should drink more Red Bull.

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Ground level is where the car bombs roam.

@Ex_spurt Now he knows what a bowl of petunias feels like.
@muddle or a whale
@Ex_spurt I guess. "Maybe putin will be my friend?"