alex  
i demand my department receives a million billion pounds, with which to purchase whatsoever we desire. ahhh ohhh give me one million billion pounds. please take it specifically from that one other department.
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Show threadalex  9h ago
(defence minister seeing a cool gun for sale) papá, oh please papa may i have a million billion pounds to buy the gun, oh please papa
Show threadalex  8h ago
(everyone): you've already had millions of billions every year to buy guns. what's wrong with them. why can't you use those ones.
(ministry of defence): (crying) those are 2025 guns 😭😭😭😭
Show threadsebulba pogchamp7h ago

@alex "we can get that gear for literally 1000% cheaper!!!"

no but then my FRIENDS won't get the defense contracts >:(

Show threadTom Magnanimous7h ago
@alex honestly for all I know British guns spoil pretty quickly
Show threadalex  7h ago
@funkula they're made of ham
Show threadDan Cassidy 🦌7h ago
@alex @funkula gammuns
Show threadRi9h ago
@alex daddy
Show threadBimbo9h ago
@alex Quick, I need to throw disabled people into furnaces to power my nuclear weapons factories
Show threadwandrew7h ago
@alex the mod needs some walking around money, otherwise people won't respect them