Worthless Bumswhenever i think of mage hand i think of link to the past where that big hand can fall on you and take you back to the beginning of the dungeon
is karlach and karlach a law firm you trust or not
Yes.
Not.
This is devilry and I wish no part in it.
This is devilry and how do I partake.
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"you already have misty step so dimension door is worthless" is one of those takes that really makes me wonder if the person even plays dnd
it's either 90% does not play dnd or 10% oh you literally never made it to level 7
it's right up there with "i totally play tier 3/4 and wisdom saves are useless" level of what the fuck
probably 75% of resilient is wis, the other 25% are con lol
there might be an argument that it's actually skewed the other way, depending on how people feel about shit like war caster
shoutout to war caster, with most people not knowing how s/m works war caster getting abused to fuck
i saw a meme a long time ago that was basically like "traveller players in their teens want action and adventure, old players are docking their rust buckets and checking for landing and weapons permits and trying to call up a guy to perform maintenance"
"If you don't like T2K for mechanical reasons, I would recommend BRP. The percentage rolls really help evoke the tactile nature of STALKER"
what the fuck lol
delta green in the forgotten realms but everyone is just like "obviously a wizard did it, you fucking fool. there is no conspiracy"
astarion rolled way better stats this run
maybe he can hit stuff this time, too xD
did psychic damage to myself typing this out so now you all have to read it too
the main advantage in having two wizards in a party is that they can be extremely petty with one another or against others
if you're wondering what i've been doing the last two hours the answer is: forty githyanki warriors
spell menzoberranzan correctly: challenge level, impossible
ngl this is the second time i've run bg3 loosely as a ttrpg and i'm still not entirely sure how to run korrilla as an interesting side npc
hilarious how she can be used as a deus ex machina if you really bungle it in-game tho
countercharm is like pissing into a tsunami when you're fighting against a dragon with low wis losers lol
also not sure how i feel about college of dance bard
it's a real good subclass but some of the stuff is some real non-synergistic stinkers you might have to multiclass to get benefits from
still unarmored defense is so good that the rest of dazzling footwork doesn't matter xD
tandem footwork has made it so even if i roll like shit across the board i only roll Half Like Shit TM
grossly op shit you get at level 6
if they had made bardic damage work with grappler tho... not only would dance bard replace wizard in 90% of cases they could also take elements monks most of the time too
you're not really a monk tho (which is fine, since your ba is to hand out inspiration like candy anyway)
but if you ever make it to steel wind strike things will probably be great
also if i'm rocking an unarmed bard then it opens up my attunement slots more, which is probably an underappreciated blessing
githyankis cum when they say "my prince" or somesuch
if they make a bg4 it should be spelljammer with giff space hippos 🦛
choosing to fuck off and not do work and play something instead
trying to grunt my way through this 3.5 adventure and i gotta say: raw rules regarding rest/healing... still not feeling it
i can't believe people played like this, this is fucking awful lmao
i am 9000% convinced that no one just played from the phb because this is the worst fucking thing
i bet this is like every other old ass rpg where the splatbooks offer some incredible boost to power that just breaks the core systems apart
i can't even cast cure light wounds man
that shit is level 5
so is 1-4 just the worst fucking dice lottery
you know what i'm not wasting my weekend on this lmao fuck this
Kale @worthlessbums You know the answer: they didn't play like that.
Heh.
@DarkestKale "hold on guys, we gotta take 1-2 weeks off after every fight"
Roger BW 😷@worthlessbums @DarkestKale Works in Call of Cthulhu. ("Or you could learn healing magic. I'm sure nothing will go wrong with healing magic.")
'Ok, we're going to shakey dave for healing'
'Shakey... dave?'
'yeah'
'Why's he called that? how does he know healing spells'
'Kinda the same answer for both questions if you think about it chief'
@worthlessbums pronounced Jiff, of cource
@worthlessbums did you film it?
@DarkestKale there were no arcane scryings allowed at the live audience of bums does baldur's gate