i'm still pretty wilted after an afternoon without power, so i hope some of you are feeling humorous this evening. (^_^)

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as a member of the class of 1999, i can tell you that this is exactly what it was like my senior year.

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Megatech is like the sci-fi equivalent of Acme. like, what do you expect when you hire a company called Megatech.

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is this before or after he found the Ribbon?

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ah, i was going to say, why were they letting people just throw shit at this guy, but i mean, look what he's wearing. nevermind.

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madmax called, they need their car back.

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nice hat. (mr pipe)

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is Boy George in this gang? coz i think i could sign up if that were the case.

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i'm not sure why we need a blow by blow on her skin temperature, but okay.

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"What does that mean?"
"Nothing. I don't know."

actual 1999 teenager dialogue.

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honestly, even in a normal classroom, this guy would have been an absolute waste of my time. i think i'm on boy george's side this time.

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Director's Fetish, etc... (very very NOT complimentary)

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kid you better fold that thing up and put it in your pocket, that bike's gonna get stolen so fast you'll forget you owned it.

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"they absorb whatever we put into them."
and so you've got a bunch of cyborgs killing school kids. yeah, i do believe that's what you get when you input 1980s Reganism.

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"i got a habit, okay?"
well, someone involved with this movie certainly has a habit, that much is clear.

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*eats banana threateningly*

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in his defense, i do believe my high school chemistry teacher lived in a townhouse with a tank of oxygen, some WD40, and a single black lacy bra. that woman had real problems.

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in case of emergency, i am equipped with a flotation device.

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can i hop on that train and ride out of this movie? please?

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okay, i don't know if it's just a hangover from the fact that it was 80 degrees farenheit inside my house this afternoon, or like, the way i lived through high school with people who really genuinely thought this was how things were gonna turn out, but like, this movie is not doing it for me, folks.

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i know who my real enemies are. they were conveniently named for me in the opening credits.

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The Final Throuple.

actually, i ship it.

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could've used this entire movie for a garbage can.

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are you.. .choking... the android??? i don't... ah, thank you, no, you are Racking the android. much better.

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it's over? really?? thank god.

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@yatsu #monsterdon

They're also testing a new skin moisturizer.