A housemate would in the wee hours have unpleasantly loud sex, sounding like a seal giving birth or having a troublesome poo. A note under the door didn't work, so whenever it started would put on 'The Birdie Song' at full blast. They started going to the boyfriend's then.

A housemate would in the wee hours have unpleasantly loud sex, sounding like a seal giving birth or having a troublesome poo. A note under the door didn't work, so whenever it started would put on 'The Birdie Song' at full blast. They started going to the boyfriend's then.

#confession