After 17 years relationship, coming up to 10 of those years married. The only time I've considered divorce is recently because of my wife's oppressive butter regime. She thinks I use too much on my toast/sandwich, but obviously I'm right. I ain't getting my cholesterol checked.

After 17 years relationship, coming up to 10 of those years married. The only time I've considered divorce is recently because of my wife's oppressive butter regime. She thinks I use too much on my toast/sandwich, but obviously I'm right. I ain't getting my cholesterol checked.

#confession