Fesshole 🧻Jun 6
When my kids were small I used to make up silly stories to wind them up. My son ,now 20, has just told me that he spent years of his childhood in abject terror because I had told him he might die of poisoning if he swallowed too much toothpaste when brushing his teeth.
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@fesshole it’s true though, via fluoride poisoning. Unless you’re the kind of idiot who buys fluoride-free toothpaste because you don’t want to keep your teeth
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@jpm @fesshole Not true, despite the silly FB stuff about it, a kid would need to swallow about 50 tubes worth of toothpaste in one go for the fluoride to be lethal.
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@IncHulk @fesshole yes that’s what I said, it can kill you if you swallow too much (however unlikely it is)